If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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