yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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