there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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