ugly people sure do ruin things
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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