Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize
