I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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