thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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