That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Randomize
