You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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