did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
