why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
