Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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