she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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