did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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