Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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