I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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