I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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