Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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