After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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