I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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