I'd wear matching sweaters with you
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
the day after is always just damage control
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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