i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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