YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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