yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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