If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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