in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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