I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize