I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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