I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I pour the whiskey from now on
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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