We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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