What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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