Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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