Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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