Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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