In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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