I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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