just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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