So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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