do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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