i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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