So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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