I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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