She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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