Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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