i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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