Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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