This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Come on in and take your pants off
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