what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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