road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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