i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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