I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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