I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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