At least make sure they are 18
Why
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
